"Aidan told Amanda that although he didn't know who she was, she got and A in kissing and a D- in fake drowning. She told him that she would stick to what she did best, grabbed him, and kissed him again. Amanda asked him why, if he had known she was faking, he had gone into the water after her. He told her it had been a good chance to practice his breaststroke.
Amanda asked Aidan if he was seeing someone. He told her that he didn't need any other complications in his life at that moment. She told him that girlfriends were like speed bumps; they slowed a man down but didn't get in the way. Amanda told him that she could make him forget all the complications in his life. Amanda admired the way Aidan looked as he walked away, but as she turned around, JR was there and called her a double-dealing bitch.
JR went to Ethan's office, and Ethan said he had been expecting JR. JR told Ethan that Kendall had done a good job of hosing both of them. Ethan told JR that there was no way he would go back to Kendall. He also said that there was no way he would trust JR again. Ethan said that the only reason JR was there was to try to stop the systematic destruction of Chandler Enterprises.
JR told Ethan that he would get close enough to Kendall and Zach to be a spy for Ethan. Ethan said to go ahead and spy, and Ethan would determine how valuable the information JR acquired was. Simone took Ethan a gift at his office: a pair of bowling shoes. Ethan told her he had never bowled before, and she told him that there was nothing funnier than a first-time bowler. Ethan protested, but Simone flirted him into it.
Kendall told a surprised Erica that nothing would make her change her mind about staying married to Zach. Erica grabbed Kendall and hugged her. Erica told Kendall she knew what had driven her to that, but Kendall said she hadn't been driven to the decision and that it was the first thing that had made sense. Kendall told her mother that there was nothing to fix in her confused brain.
Erica asked Kendall why she would have married Zach. Kendall told Erica that she didn't do love well, and that was why she had married Zach. Erica said that the walls Kendall was putting up would only hurt her. Erica said that she was the spokesmodel for bad relationships, but she had kept trying and had finally found Jack. Kendall told Erica that in their own warped way, she and Zach were perfect for each other. She told Erica that she would settle for Zach and the ring Zach had given her so that, for once in her life, she could concentrate on herself and not a man.
Erica asked Zach when he was divorcing Kendall. Erica told Zach that she would not stand by and watch him ruin her daughter's life. Zach told Erica that he would stay married to Kendall as long as Kendall wanted to stay married to him. He told her that he had gotten Kendall into it, and he would see her through. Erica then asked Zach how the widow Maria had reacted.
Zach warned Erica to stop, but she continued to taunt him with Maria. He told her she was walking a fine line, and she warned him that she was a dangerous woman. Kendall told Zach that Erica would go after him and not give up. He said that he knew, but eventually everyone grew tired. Kendall told Zach that she knew why she would stay married to him and asked why he wanted to stay married to her. Erica, banging on Maria's door, said that it was all Maria's fault and that she was going to fix it immediately.
Ryan told Jack that he had taken care of everything. Jack asked if they were getting divorced, and Ryan told him that, on the contrary, they were going to do whatever it took to make the marriage work. Just then, the mystery lady walked through the front door and handed Ryan a key. Jack demanded to know who the woman was and what the key would unlock. Ryan assured Jack that if that rage and anger reared its ugly head, he would be out of there and would never return. Greenlee entered, and Ryan told her that he and Jack had been working out a few things. Greenlee and Ryan toasted to a marriage full of surprises.
Simone asked Greenlee if she had been sniffing hairspray when she had asked Simone to help steal Ryan's sperm. Simone told her that the only swimmers she paid attention to were in an Olympic-size pool. Greenlee told Simone about the surgery and that they would have to steal the sperm that night. Simone said that she would like to just kick Ryan for doing that to her.
Greenlee told Simone that Ryan had made a deposit at the sperm bank, and they were going to "bring the swimmers home to mama." Simone said that it wasn't such a good idea, but Greenlee told Simone that she was doing it for Ryan. Simone asked Greenlee not to even look at her for help with the insemination part and went on about failing miserably while trying to baste her turkey.
Kendall walked into Fusion and wanted to know what was going on. Kendall again apologized to Greenlee for not telling her about Ryan's surgery. Kendall told Greenlee that she didn't want to see her blow her relationship with Ryan."
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