12/29/2003 Tad Tries To Get Access To Krystal's Cleavage


"Upstairs at Chandler mansion and with Tad still listening at the door, Krystal asks Babe what could be worse than half the town playing "guess who the baby's father is." Babe hands her mom a piece of paper, evidently the annulment papers she never mailed. Krystal vows to fix everything. As she folds the paper to tuck it away in a safe place, JR whisks it out of Krystal's hand asking, "Is this what I think it is?" JR thinks it is some numbers he was running. Krystal gets the paper back telling JR it's a list of her New Year's resolutions and puts it in her bra for safe keeping, "safer than Fort Knox."

Brooke enters the living room at Chandler mansion and demands to know what is going on. JR answers her: "Your son is going after my wife and baby. I told him he can go for it. And then he can go to hell." Jamie congratulates JR for out-Adaming Adam because even Adam would not disown his own brother. JR leaves. Adam offers to help Jamie any way he can. Jamie tells Adam to back off then also leaves. Alone, Brooke and Adam continue arguing about the situation. Brooke tells Adam he loves the wedge this is driving between JR and Babe. Krystal breezes through long enough to interject that their babies' marriage is solid as a rock. Brooke catches Adam off guard and realizes he is plotting. She is right but Adam refuses to share the details and leaves to make a phone call. The doorbell rings. Since Brooke is the only one in sight, she answers it. It's Simone at the door looking for Tad. She refuses to let Pine Valley's newest "glamour don't" get her press-on-nails into Tad without a fight. Brooke assures her Tad can take care of himself and is not interested in Krystal.

Krystal pauses in the foyer to check her makeup. As she primps in her compact mirror, someone grabs her by the elbow and pulls her away. It is Tad. He pulls Krystal into the mansion's Underground Railroad tunnels. Krystal asks Tad, "So why don't you spill, handsome. What are you after?" Tad answers her with a passionate kiss. Krystal is suspicious of Tad's motives because he previously told her he wasn't interested. Tad tells her that seeing her with her daughter and how she protects her changed his mind. They continue kissing and fall "through the wall" into the living room where Simone is grilling Brooke on Tad's whereabouts. Tad catches Simone mid-air before she flies into Krystal and drags her outside. He tells Simone the only thing he is interested in playing with Krystal is "find the document." Tad tells Simone about the piece of paper Krystal hid in her bra. He assures Simone that she is the only woman who remotely interests him. She apologizes for getting in the way and leaves as Krystal comes out the front door. Tad says he sent Simone on her way because she is the jealous type. To convince Krystal he is sincere with her, Tad invites Krystal to spend New Year's Eve with him. Krystal says she must take a bubble bath first and asks Tad how he is at scrubbing backs.

JR tells Babe it is time to let him in on her secrets. He has to know them if he is going to protect her. After he tells her he will stand by her no matter what the world throws at them, Babe tells JR, "You were not my first." Lightheartedly JR tells her she wasn't his first either so not to worry about it. "No, JR. I mean you weren't my first husband," Babe says. She tells him about her one-night marriage. JR wants to know who he was. Babe tells him Paul Cramer. JR says he doesn't know him.

Brooke catches Adam celebrating alone in his living room. He thought she was gone. Brooke vows she is not going anywhere until she knows what kind of evil plan Adam is cooking up. Adam asks if she remembers Dorian Lord. Brooke does. Adam tells Brooke that she and her nephew, Paul Cramer, will be dropping by for a holiday visit.

At her condo, Aidan tries to convince Kendall that Ryan and Boyd are not the men she should be trusting. Kendall thinks Aidan is just jealous. They argue. Kendall tells Aidan that for the record she did love him. He tells her he can do without her kind of love and leaves. Back at the Pine Cone, Aidan smashes the bulletin board he's been plotting suspects on to try to keep Kendall out of jail. A knock at the door interrupts Aidan's "redecorating." It is Mia. She would like to spend New Year's Eve with him. Agreeable to the idea, Aidan grabs Mia and kisses her. Later as they roll around naked in the sheets, Aidan gives Mia a present. It is motorcycle earrings, a reminder of the ride they took together. Mia is touched. Aidan's cell phone ringing breaks up the Kodak moment. He tells someone on the other end that he will be there. Hanging up the phone, Aidan tells Mia he will have to miss the party but will be back in a couple of days.

Ryan carries a blanketed Greenlee down the hallway to his loft with her screaming all the way. She does not realize it is Ryan until he sits her down in his living room and removes the blanket. Greenlee "thanks" Ryan for keeping her safe with a punch in the jaw. When Greenlee tries to leave to meet Juan Pablo at the Pine Cone Ryan ties her to a column in the room. Upon being tied, Greenlee thanks Ryan for caring and for bringing her to her senses. He won't undo the ropes so Greenlee begins screaming that she has to see Pablo and that Leo would want her to. Ryan leaves her tied up and goes grocery shopping. After a while, Greenlee hears the front door open and close. Greenlee begs Ryan to cut the ropes but when she opens her eyes it is Kendall standing in front of her instead of Ryan. Greenlee tries to convince Kendall she is there for fun and games with Ryan. No sale, so Greenlee tells Kendall the truth about why Ryan tied her up. Ryan comes home and wonders how Greenlee turned the lights off. He flips the switch to find Greenlee gone. Kendall comes out and says she let her go because she wanted to see Pablo. Ryan leaves to go looking for Greenlee.

As Simone starts to knock on Aidan's door she sees Mia hiding in the bushes. Mia pulls Simone into the bushes with her before Aidan can hear her at the door. Aidan walks past. Simone asks Mia why they are spying on Aidan. Mia tells her about the phone call and thinks it was Kendall calling. As the girls look on, a woman gets in the car with Aidan. Of course, Mia thinks it is Kendall and is going to follow them. It's not Kendall though, it's Greenlee. Aidan is taking her to see Juan Pablo."

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