07/21/1995 Taylor & Noah's Dinner Party
"Even if they sound like a brand of dog biscuits?" - Bobby regarding Seabone's name
10/03/1994 Wilma Threatens To Expose Janet
"Jane Cox. You didn't even use the brains God gave you to think up an original name." - Wilma
"Well look-it here, my aunt Grace, looking like somebody done gave her 40 acres and a mule." - Noah
"If I were you honey, I'd ask Dr. Jaffey for a refund." - Wilma to Janet